we have a quite a show for you tonight. we are pleased to have with us in the studio, the 42nd president of the united states, bill clinton. i know how anxious you all are, so lets get started.

posted on june 11th, 2002

chung lao: mr. president, it is an honor to have you here on the tonight show.

bill clinton: burp

chung lao: ahhh, i see.

bill clinton: scuse me chris, i had myself a chicken quesadello about 2 hours back.

chung lao: not a problem mr. president.

bill clinton: chris, you can call me bubba.

chung lao: if you insist sir, i mean bubba.

bubba: i do. who in the hell is chung lao anyway?

chung lao: i'm asking the questions here.

bubba: in the words of my pal chris tucker, "my bad" (chuckles).

chung lao: so what have you been up to since you left office?

bubba: well, i've been eating and getting lots of rest.

chung lao: i see. so basically your doing the same things you did for 8 years in office?

bubba: you sure are funny chris.

chung lao: what is your take on george w?

bubba: hes a sap. just like his daddy.

chung lao: yeah, kind of like you and monica, circa 1998?.

bubba: touche'.

chung lao: that reminds me, how is monica these days?.

bubba: how should i know.

chung lao: well, i thought you guys were still close.

bubba: let me say it again for the record, "i did not have s..."

chung lao: ok, ok! moving on! how is your wife, senator hillary clinton?

bubba: who?

chung lao: ok......how about your daughter chelsea?

bubba: chelsea's been busy. she actually called me last night from a party she was at. cameron diaz and madonna were there too. i keep telling chelsea to bring her friends over, i'd really like to meet them. (wink, wink)

chung lao: ohhh! so its like that!

bubba: in the words of my pal chris tucker, "i am a pimp for life."

bubba: say, i was looking through your our pages section, and i have to say that christine there is cute!

chung lao: don't even think about it pal. besides, she's married.

bubba: like that ever stopped me. (chuckles) i'm just joking chris. in the words of my pal chris tucker, "i'm just joking."

chung lao: you have any other friends besides chris tucker?

bubba: well your my friend. that means i have 2 friends named chris! (heavy chuckling)

chung lao: well, we're out of time for this interview.

bubba: no we're not. we have another 15 minutes.

chung lao: your watch is fast bubba.

bubba: you know what? in the words of my pal chris tucker, "i think i'm being playe......"

chung lao: well would you look at that! we've lost the connection!

chung lao: whew! that was short, but interesting. hopefully, we'll have our connection issues resolved before our next interview with bubba. :) next up on the tonight show is justin t. keep it locked.