eber rosario.  i've had the chance to work with eber on various skits and this guy always seems to have a knack for the moment with a funny story or comment.  he never disappoints.  his talent for impersonation will serve him well as he starts college this month.  take it away, eber.

posted on september 15, 2004

chung lao:  how does it feel to be done with high school?

chung lao:  where are you going to college?  

eber:  i shall be attending cedarville university in cedarville, ohio. you might be wondering, what is a hispanic brotha of color like myself gonna do in such ambiance. well, ima try to fit in...yea right, the only colored person on campus tryin to "fit in" in an "all white" school. well lets not forget the jamaican b-ball player that goes to that school too, so i wont b the only colored person...alright next question.

chung lao:  if you come back from ohio a cincinatti bengal or cleveland browns fan, i will have to delete this interview. 

eber:  i give u full permission to delete this interview if that happens. plus, i never liked those two sorry teams anyways. redskins all the way.

eber:  i would say that it is a very good sight and that it is very informative, but that's what everyone that u have interviewed said. but on a serious note, its a good site. i like it.

chung lao:  explain this picture please: 

eber:  well you've probably noticed that when i see cameras...well...im just me...if a moment is gonna b cought...u gotta make it a classic kodak moment...feel me?..ok next question pleaz.

eber:  well im workin on a novel. its about a blind racist, midwestern farmer that didnt like negroes. the story has a twist though, he doesnt know he's of negro desent. later in the story he gets told what he really is and he becomes devastated. at the end, he divorses his white wife. his reason for that was that his wife was a negro lover. i think its gonna be a hit...sike, im not doin that, i saw that on an episode of chapelle show (if anyone was offended by the story, a million apologies).

chung lao:  what passage from the bible speaks to you the most?

eber:  the passage that speaks to me the most would hav to be prov 15:1. a soft answer turneth away wrath, but grievous words stirreth anger. it basicaly speaks for itself and it is so true!

eber:  it woul hav to be my man, bill clinton. well, he prefers when you call him "bubba." sike, the person i really admire is, are you ready for this one? r kelly. im joking. on a serious note, the person i admire is joseph from the bible. he was tempted left and right to do things, but he overcame the temptations and was later rewarded by god with a position as 2nd in command.

eber:  me. and i say it with confidence. jus playing. it would hav to be...well the funniest white man will hav to be will farrel. the funniest black man for me is jamie foxx.

eber:  everything. the crack heads by the church liquor store, the violence, wakin up to gunshots n police sirens...the usual dc stuff.

eber:  the last time i commented on this, people started beefin with me. well, from the looks of it, kerry's high up there, but bush is a good person with good morals though...by the looks of things, the people might choose kerry.

eber:  i was for, until they started beheading our men, but our men need to stay there a lil bit longer though to hold down some "peace." yea there might not be any right now, but they just need to hold it down for just a little bit more there. a lot could happen if they dont stay.