Jessy:  Hey Chris, it depends, how much are you paying me to spill juicy details? 

Jessy:  I’m flattered! Is Bubba coming in after me? Is he gonna get upset like he did on Fox News? Can I stay?  

Jessy:  That’s hard, you should ask my friends that one instead. But I guess I’d say: Kind.  

Jessy:  In the lovely state of Maryland, in the DC Metro area. (Best combo of the city and the suburbs) 

Jessy:  Hmm, my mother mostly. Others refer to random Hispanic (never Indian) people they know. I’ve gotten everything from Dominican to Mexican to Ethiopian to Malaysian. (Shrugs.) 

Jessy:  Never heard of it. JK ;) Great site that has something for everyone. You did good Chris.

Jessy:  Against. Though I was hardly a fan of Hussein, I felt that Bush has his own personal agenda, rather than acting in the best interest of the US. How would the US like it if Russia or China invaded and told us that we were doing things all wrong and after much bombing and wreaking havoc, all would be well. Promise. Yea, ok. My heart goes out to the families who have lost loved ones, Iraqi and American. 

Jessy:  I think he should’ve stuck to oil and ranching. If attitude reflects leadership (guess what football movie that’s from!), then he’s going to have a terrible legacy because people are just downright dissatisfied. People thought Nixon was bad. I think years from now we’ll shake their heads and  talk about Bush and Iraq just as the previous generation talked about Vietnam. 

Jessy:  Grey’s Anatomy, definitely. I can identify with that stress and frustration when you’re first starting out. Plus the rush that you get when you help someone. All that extra drama that occurs on the show though, that’s just funny to watch :) My life will never be that comical. 

Jessy:  I plead the fifth! This could ruin my chances! …Ok seriously, I believe that a marriage should be arranged by God, and everything else is secondary. People should be more concerned about doing His will, rather than if the person is fair-skinned, a doctor, engineer, US citizen or greencard holder. 

Jessy:  Again, as long as the marriage is arranged by God, thus in accordance with God’s will, then race has nothing to do with it.  That being said, you can’t ignore cultural differences; a couple that’s of different backgrounds should address those issues head on, rather than pretend it’s not an issue. However, if it’s in God’s will, I think they’ll be given the grace to get through any difficulties, just as any couple.

Jessy:  Curly hair is simply fabulous. I’ll admit, straight hair is easier to manage and looks a bit more professional. Anddd.. a bit boring. Curly hair makes you look younger (which is good once you hit a certain age and you wanna start fudging about that fact). I’ve also been told that those of us with curly hair are perceived as wild, crazy and fun. I don’t know why but that can’t be a bad thing..right? 

black Mini Cooper S with silver roof and racing stripes on the hood,

and a nice classic 1973 dark red Camaro Z28

Jessy:  Though I love and admire my parents quite a bit, I’d have to pick my grandmother (maternal). If you want to see a woman of God, go visit her. Everyone loves her. Not just because she’s funny, loving, and wonderful; but also because she has faith that rivals saints in the Bible. She is strong and yet humble. She is sacrificial yet takes care of her business. She taught me so many invaluable lessons for life. From how to be a good Christian to how to speak Malayalam. If I can be even half the woman she is, I’ll be blessed and honoured. 

Jessy:  Depends on what’s in it. A glass of muddy water, glass of Orangina, glass of poison… makes a diff.

I think this quote sums it up: “We are continuously faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems”– Lee Iacocca. So I say, never be pessimistic and think the glass is half empty. 

Jessy:  I’m still in school but I want to go into pediatrics, with an emphasis in community medicine. Why? Because children are gems. They come into this world so untarnished. Pediatricians get to be involved in everything after their birth; a child’s mental and physical health, their social upbringing, and even their academics. I think it’s my best shot at making a difference. 

Jessy:  I’m sorry… what’s sleep? I know what naps are. And passing out. 

Jessy:  I can make a mean grilled cheese :) Actually I’m not too shabby. I take after my mom with improvisation. I can cook Indian, Thai, Italian, etc. So it depends on my mood and what I have available. 

Jessy:  The ideal church would be one in which the people have no inhibitions, where they can undeniably feel God’s presence and thus will naturally and sincerely want to live their life for God. 

Jessy:  Anything that requires I sit at a desk all day. I’ll fall asleep. I guess I would enjoy that though… 

Jessy:  Arrogance. Ugh. Arrogant people tend to come with a bad personality package or something. It’s never just arrogance. They’re usually judgmental, unkind, or extreme exaggerators (liars, essentially). 

Jessy:  I have faith in our team. I must. I feel.. are you ready?... that we can take the NFC East. I really feel it. BUT we need to get serious. Mark Brunell needs to drink some Red Bull or something. We’re definitely doing better now that Clinton Portis is back. But we need our defensive line to shape up… and possibly a new QB, if Brunell doesn’t get it together. 

Jessy:  Negative. That woman is off. I’m baffled that she is a NY senator. I’d vote for McCain or Guiliani, I like both of them. They both have amazing leadership qualities and both have shown their human side, rather than pretending to be unruffled by life. 

Jessy:  Not as exciting as previous ones you’ve featured but I was determined to just use MS Paint.

Jessy:  To follow the greatest commandments: Love God with your whole heart, soul, mind and strength. And love others as you’d love yourself. 

Jessy:  One who waits on me hand and foot ;) … I feel an ideal husband would really know God and love Him. He’d be wise, strong, sincere, understanding, assertive, kind, a good listener, honest, and respectable. For me, I’d add in a good sense of humor and laid back but passionate about his beliefs and life. I could go on but I think those hit the big points. 

Jessy:  One who will wake up at 5am to make chai & food and clean the house daily. And knows how to do everything as it was done in India in the 60s because that’s the proper way of doing ANYTHING. And she should always agree with everything her husband says. Even if he says he’s going to take their life savings to start up a basket-weaving factory. 

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Hmm, I think an ideal wife, just as the husband, most importantly would be one who knows God and loves Him. One who is loving, wise, sacrificial, understanding, forgiving, humble, and patient. And ideally, a good cook. Cuz men eat. A lot. 

Jessy:  The one that’s in my fridge. Spicy mango pickle made with freshly ground red pepper from Kerala. Makes anything taste fabulous. 

Jessy:  Yes. It’s plain as day.  

When you awake umpteen hours later, you find yourself in a vast and elaborate bedroom, complete with Ming vases and Renaissance paintings.  You get out of bed and begin examining the room, when all of a sudden the doors swing open and you see a tall woman enter dressed in business attire headed you’re way. 

“Madam Hilton, what would you like to do today.” 

Answer her:  

Jessy:  Cower in bed, in utter horror…. But then I’d like to write checks for large amounts of money to several charities of my choice. Maybe visit a few countries, buy above stated cars, get the Redskins whatever they need to get to the Super Bowl, and go on a shopping spree. Then I’d like to go to sleep because hopefully this is a nightmare, and I just had a bad combo of Starbucks and Red Bull. 

Jessy:  I’ll leave you with a lesson that I’ve been trying to cement in my head for a while. Nothing is as serious as it seems. So let God do His thing and everything will turn out just peachy. (That’s Proverbs 3:5 in my own words). Thanks for interviewing me, Chris. Now can I meet Bubba and get my money?

Chung Lao:  Thanks Jessy.  Next up on The Tonight Show is Roy Geevarghese, the team captain of Brooklyn's Finest.  You don't want to miss it.  Much Love.