the tonight show is back. we're pleased to have kobe bryant, er justin t here on the show. justin is now the official censor for indaphatfarm.com. much lowe man.

posted on august 21, 2002

chung lao: sup justin, how are you man?

justin: i can't complain.

chung lao: lets get right to it, who do you love more, glen or vinod?

justin: well i grew up with glen, he has the same blood as me, and i see him everyday, we do almost everything together, so i am going to have to say vinod.............sike, glen of course, but that doesn't mean i have no love for vinod.

chung lao: who do people say you look like?

justin: people say i look like kobe bryant and the rapper special ed.........don't ask.

chung lao: what is your favorite food?

justin: favorite food has to be chicken and pasta.

chung lao: what is your favorite movie?

justin: favorite movie of all time is heat.

chung lao: what do you think of indaphatfarm.com?

justin: your website is hot man.

chung lao: what about its founder, chung lao?

justin: chung lao has to be the coolest chinese man who has the looks of a malu.

chung lao: as you know, philly won the ntc tourney 2002. give us your thoughts.

justin: my thoughts are this, philly has good talent and chemistry, but i think the next time around it will be a different story.

chung lao: what is your favorite book?

justin: how to gain weight!

chung lao: what is your favorite movie?

justin: isn't this the same question as #5......i don't know chung lao, your losing some credibility here..........

chung lao: can anyone check you in bball?

justin: of course..........don't have his name yet.

chung lao: what would it take for you to go and live in india?

justin: halle berry or j-lo and mucho dinero.

chung lao: name someone you admire, and why?

justin: i admire my mom, who is a person with a lot of strength and sacrifice.

chung lao: what is something you cannot stand in a person?

justin: the stick, that is stuck in their .

chung lao: describe the ideal church, even if its not realistic.


justin: a place where a person can feel free to worship, without having people looking down on them.

chung lao: are we living in the end times?

justin: of course, more signs are being revealed.

chung lao: how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

justin: ask lil kim.

chung lao: what do you think of george w?

justin: he needs to go back to college and take speech 101.

chung lao: how did 9/11 affect you?

justin: it only affected me by the way i look. too many ignorant people in this world.

chung lao: you leave work on a friday. the weekend is here, and your loving it. as you near your car, you reach into your pocket for your keys, when all of a sudden someone says "sup man" in a strangely familiar voice. you turn toward the voice, and there, standing right in front of you, is your clone. what do you do and say?

justin: yo what up fool, "where da u bin" (chinese man in ocean's eleven).

chung lao: who is your favorite bball player?

justin: juan dixon, because size doesn't matter.

chung lao: hi.

justin: vinod????

chung lao: what's your favorite cologne?

justin: chrome by azarro

chung lao: who is your favorite actor?

justin: robert de niro

chung lao: what makes you tick?

justin: i'm going to leave this one alone.

chung lao: the u.s. had a good showing in the world cup. are you going to start playing soccer?

justin: not really. but i will kick some .

chung lao: you've just won the $100 million lottery. what are you going to do?

justin: quit work, buy an island, real estate, start a couple of businesses, buy a house in each major city.

chung lao: finally, leave us with a parting thought.

justin: hi.

chung lao: thanks for stopping by man. excellent. next up on the tonight show is binu v. stay tuned. we lowe you.