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An Interview with Justin T
Welcome back to The Tonight Show I'm your host Chung Lao.

The Tonight Show is back. We're pleased to have Kobe Bryant, er Justin T here on the show. Justin is now the official censor for Much Lowe man.

Posted on August 21, 2002

Chung Lao: Sup Justin, how are you man?

Justin: I can't complain.

Chung Lao: Lets get right to it, who do you love more, Glen or Vinod?

Justin: Well I grew up with Glen, he has the same blood as me, and I see him everyday, we do almost everything together, so I am going to have to say Vinod.............sike, Glen of course, but that doesn't mean I have no love for Vinod.

Chung Lao: Who do people say you look like?

Justin: People say I look like Kobe Bryant and the rapper Special Ed.........don't ask.

Chung Lao: What is your favorite food?

Justin: Favorite food has to be chicken and pasta.

Chung Lao: What is your favorite movie?

Justin: Favorite movie of all time is Heat.

Chung Lao: What do you think of

Justin: Your website is
HOT man.

Chung Lao: What about its founder, Chung Lao?

Justin: Chung Lao has to be the coolest Chinese man who has the looks of a MALU.

Chung Lao: As you know, Philly won the NTC Tourney 2002. Give us your thoughts.

Justin: My thoughts are this, Philly has good talent and chemistry, but I think the next time around it will be a different story.

Chung Lao: What is your favorite book?

Justin: How To Gain Weight!

Chung Lao: What is your favorite movie?

Justin: Isn't this the same question as #5......I don't know Chung Lao, your losing some credibility here..........

Chung Lao: Can anyone check you in bball?

Justin: Of course..........don't have his name yet.

Chung Lao: What would it take for you to go and live in India?

Justin: Halle Berry or J-Lo and mucho dinero.

Chung Lao: Name someone you admire, and why?

Justin: I admire my mom, who is a person with a lot of strength and sacrifice.

Chung Lao: What is something you cannot stand in a person?

Justin: The stick, that is stuck in their .

Chung Lao: Describe the ideal church, even if its not realistic.

Justin: A place where a person can feel free to worship, without having people looking down on them.

Chung Lao: Are we living in the End Times?

Justin: Of course, more signs are being revealed.

Chung Lao: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Justin: Ask Lil Kim.

Chung Lao: What do you think of George W?

Justin: He needs to go back to college and take Speech 101.

Chung Lao: How did 9/11 affect you?

Justin: It only affected me by the way I look. Too many ignorant people in this world.

Chung Lao: You leave work on a Friday. The weekend is here, and your loving it. As you near your car, you reach into your pocket for your keys, when all of a sudden someone says "sup man" in a strangely familiar voice. You turn toward the voice, and there, standing right in front of you, is YOUR CLONE. What do you do and say?

Justin: Yo what up fool, "where da u bin" (Chinese man in Ocean's Eleven).

Chung Lao: Who is your favorite bball player?

Justin: Juan Dixon, because size doesn't matter.

Chung Lao: Hi.

Justin: Vinod????

Chung Lao: What's your favorite cologne?

Justin: Chrome by Azarro

Chung Lao: Who is your favorite actor?

Justin: Robert De Niro

Chung Lao: What makes you tick?

Justin: I'm going to leave this one alone.

Chung Lao: The U.S. had a good showing in the World Cup. Are you going to start playing soccer?

Justin: Not really. But I will kick some .

Chung Lao: You've just won the $100 million lottery. What are you going to do?

Justin: Quit work, buy an island, real estate, start a couple of businesses, buy a house in each major city.

Chung Lao: Finally, leave us with a parting thought.

Justin: Hi.

Chung Lao: Thanks for stopping by man. Excellent. Next up on The Tonight Show is Binu V. Stay tuned. We Lowe you.

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