in your pocket right now?
nothing, believe it or not ….. I’m only wearing a t-shirt.
Chung Lao: Was the slow response to Hurricane Katrina
due to the fact that most in the devastated areas were
black? Who is to blame in all of this?
is this a Trick question…… well, the answer is,… Yes and No. I just
don’t think the US was prepared for this type of disaster. Also, I
can’t help but think that Relief Efforts would have been far greater and
quicker if the population in those areas was of a White/Caucasian
Chung Lao: Stan Thumpi made the comment to me the
other day that you were engaged in some serious flopping at
the tourney last year. How do you respond to these
Roy: Well to be honest with you,….. I
can’t remember that far back. I just know we did not do too bad for
being the new kids on the block…… Dirty South.
Chung Lao: Speaking of Stan the man. All out brawl
between you and Stanley Thumpi. Who comes out on top?
is no question at all, its all Me my friend,…. Don’t let him fool you.
Chung Lao: All out brawl between you and Justin
Thomas. Who comes out on top?
Who ??? Come on man, …. what kind of question is that..…. You know SIZE
Chung Lao: All out brawl between you and Chung Lao.
Who comes out on top?
you know I don’t brawl with Orientals……….. they shoot first and ask
Chung Lao: Name some countries you want to
visit/revisit and why.
India, Greece – Just heard of all the beautiful people and beautiful
sites to see.
Chung Lao: Thoughts on George W?
off great, then the WMD’s got him confused,… but I just hope he is able
to pull it through….. I mean,…. Do you really think Kerry or Ms. Clinton
is going to run this place?
Chung Lao: Define the ideal church, even if it’s not
place and a home, where anyone and especially the body of Christ can
gather and Worship and grow spiritually/physically/ect… in Love, in
Spirit and in Truth and where people can feel the manifestation of the
Holy Spirit,….. without all the secondary rules and regulations that is
seriously not compatible/reasonable for the 21st/22nd
centuries, which only ends up dividing people and not uniting them. And
also, the church must be practical,… meaning must understand that its
people or members live in a Real world and have Real problems and Real
issues,………… and occasionally,… need Real solutions.
Now can you believe that??????????????????
Chung Lao: If money was aplenty, and you were offered
a spot on the next commercial space flight to the moon,
would you take it? Why?
always wanted to get a better look at the earth and say hi to our
Chung Lao: Tell us the truth - Are there enough parts
lying around in your car (including floorboards and trunk)
to assemble a fully functional computer?
what do you think I am, some IT guy?
Chung Lao: What happened to H-town aka the Dirty South
at the 2005 BSC, and what kind of damage will you guys do in
the only thing that happened was that the fuel ran out like in the time
of Hurrican Katrina,…there were too many games in too short of a time
period,………. Which I hear has been changed for the better – Thank You.
And, 2006, should be an interesting year,……… stay tuned for further
Chung Lao: Using nothing but Microsoft Paint, please
draw us a picture.
Chung Lao: What is something you can’t stand in a
Chung Lao: Tell us about those skills in the kitchen.
Arroz-Com’Pollo is out of this world……….. you better ask somebody.
Chung Lao: Name someone you admire and why.
Father,……… Because all his life he tried to be the best he could in
every aspect of his life within the means he had,………………….. That’s
Chung Lao: Are we living in the End Times?
Doubt,……….. just ck out the technology,………. Internet, and
all that other terror.
Chung Lao: Pros/Cons of the Lakewood Church in
Houston (Joel Osteen).
Roy: Its Good and Not
Good,…. But, I did not say Bad. It’s a Mega church,… so no interaction
with your pastor and no real church family feel. No manifestation of
the Holy Spirit, and did you know his name is plastered on the wall
outside of his church in very large fonts. Yet, it caters to anyone
hungry from anywhere with any socioeconomic background and has programs
and internal organizations to assist people with real problems living in
a real world…. Know wut I mean?? And,…. His sermons enlightens us about
daily living – which is something all of us needs at least every once in
Chung Lao: Ok, you are a resident of New Orleans.
Hurricane Katrina has just passed through, the city is in
chaos. Gangs are roaming the flooded streets shooting and
killing at will. You find yourself trapped on the 5th
floor of an office building. As you look out the front
window, you see a gang of about 20 people breaking down the
front door, all of them armed to the teeth. You hear the
rumbling of footsteps coming up the stairwell toward you.
What do you do?
my Gloc and go rat-tat-tat-ta,…. No, but Start crying out to the LORD of
Mercy for HELP!
Chung Lao: Lastly, leave us with a parting thought.
This is for all our young people,…. Life is Hard and we all
know that,…… but always Remember to Hang on to the Lord for
HIS everlasting Mercy, and try to realize what that really
Okay, stop for a second and think about that,….. now go on!
Don’t get caught up in the rules and regulations of any
church, but let Jesus
Christ be the "Filter" in your life. And Don’t
ever-ever-ever let go of HIS Love for you. We all make
mistakes and fall down, but don’t stay there, Pick yourself
up and shake the dust of your feet and Keep Going. We
fall seven times, but we can get up eight.
Remember it did not come to stay,….” It came to PASS.”
In Conclusion,…. In the words of the famous Jiffy Lube
Company,….. “Some people want to change the world,….. but we
just want to change your oil.”
Keep Smiling – Jesus Loves You My
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