Posted on July 17, 2006

Chung Lao:  Roy, how’s it going man?

Roy:  Going Good bro, …… its always good by God’s Grace!!!

Chung Lao:  Tell us that joke you know. 

                A.  Book(s):  The Imitation of Christ, Thomas A Kemps. 

                B.  Car(s):  Bentley Spur.

                C.  Restaurant(s):  Carabas, Mortons. 

                D.  Cologne:  Mont Blonc, Chic. 

                E.  Sports Team:  Htown Rockets, Texans  -- gotta represent the city. 

                F.  Hobbies:  Salt-water Fishing, Basketball, Wine’n & Dine’n. 

                G.  Sewing Machine Brand:  Kenmore. 

                H.  Passage from the Bible:  ….Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground                 and die, it abideth alone, but if it dies, it bringth forth much fruit….. 

Chung Lao:  What is the best part about living in Houston?

Roy:  Me,….. but really, Co$t of Living – you get more for your dollar & Close to the Gulf, and can’t forget a diverse church.

Chung Lao:  Big Question.  What is the most important thing in life?

Roy:  A REAL Love for God, Family, Brethren, Friends, etc………..remember, I said …. “Real Love”.

Chung Lao:  Give us one of your fond memories of Blessan Samuel.

Roy:  Too many to remember, but just thinking of the few times Blessan and I led Sunday Worship Service together…….. It was pretty awesome.  And also, his genuine love for his family, his friends, his church, his clothes, sports, etc….

Chung Lao:  The Blessan Samuel Scholarship Fund has been setup at the University of Houston, where can people find more information about donating?

(Those interested, e-mail me at chunglao@hotmail.com and I will put you in contact with Roy.)

Chung Lao:   What’s in your pocket right now?

Roy:  Actually nothing, believe it or not ….. I’m only wearing a t-shirt.

Chung Lao:  Was the slow response to Hurricane Katrina due to the fact that most in the devastated areas were black?  Who is to blame in all of this? 

Roy:  Hey, is this a Trick question…… well, the answer is,… Yes and No.  I just don’t think the US was prepared for this type of disaster.  Also, I can’t help but think that Relief Efforts would have been far greater and quicker if the population in those areas was of a White/Caucasian order…… knoummsay’nn?

Chung Lao:  Stan Thumpi made the comment to me the other day that you were engaged in some serious flopping at the tourney last year.  How do you respond to these allegations?

Roy:  Well to be honest with you,….. I can’t remember that far back.  I just know we did not do too bad for being the new kids on the block…… Dirty South.

Chung Lao:  Speaking of Stan the man.  All out brawl between you and Stanley Thumpi.  Who comes out on top?

Roy:  There is no question at all, its all Me my friend,…. Don’t let him fool you.

Chung Lao:  All out brawl between you and Justin Thomas.  Who comes out on top?

Roy:  Justin Who ???  Come on man, …. what kind of question is that..…. You know SIZE matters.

Chung Lao:  All out brawl between you and Chung Lao.  Who comes out on top?

Roy:  Now, you know I don’t brawl with Orientals……….. they shoot first and ask questions later.

Chung Lao:  Name some countries you want to visit/revisit and why.

Roy:  France, India, Greece – Just heard of all the beautiful people and beautiful sites to see.

Chung Lao:  Thoughts on George W?

Roy:  Started off great, then the WMD’s got him confused,… but I just hope he is able to pull it through….. I mean,…. Do you really think Kerry or Ms. Clinton is going to run this place?

Chung Lao:  Define the ideal church, even if it’s not realistic.

Roy:  A place and a home, where anyone and especially the body of Christ can gather and Worship and grow spiritually/physically/ect… in Love, in Spirit and in Truth and where people can feel the manifestation of the Holy Spirit,….. without all the secondary rules and regulations that is seriously not compatible/reasonable for the 21^st/22^nd centuries, which only ends up dividing people and not uniting them.  And also, the church must be practical,… meaning must understand that its people or members live in a Real world and have Real problems and Real issues,………… and occasionally,… need Real solutions.

Now can you believe that??????????????????

Chung Lao:  If money was aplenty, and you were offered a spot on the next commercial space flight to the moon, would you take it?  Why?

Roy:  Sure, always wanted to get a better look at the earth and say hi to our neighbors.

Chung Lao:  Tell us the truth - Are there enough parts lying around in your car (including floorboards and trunk) to assemble a fully functional computer?

Roy:  Negative,……… what do you think I am, some IT guy? 

Chung Lao:  What happened to H-town aka the Dirty South at the 2005 BSC, and what kind of damage will you guys do in 2006?

Roy:  Honestly, the only thing that happened was that the fuel ran out like in the time of Hurrican Katrina,…there were too many games in too short of a time period,………. Which I hear has been changed for the better – Thank You.  And, 2006, should be an interesting year,……… stay tuned for further details!!!!

Chung Lao:  Using nothing but Microsoft Paint, please draw us a picture.

Roy:  

Chung Lao:  What is something you can’t stand in a person?

Roy:  -------------------------- IGNORANCE --------------

Chung Lao:  Tell us about those skills in the kitchen.

Roy:  The Arroz-Com’Pollo is out of this world……….. you better ask somebody.

Chung Lao:  Name someone you admire and why.

Roy:  My Father,……… Because all his life he tried to be the best he could in every aspect of his life within the means he had,………………….. That’s Priceless.

Chung Lao:  Are we living in the End Times?

Roy:  No Doubt,……….. just ck out the technology,………. Internet, and all that other terror.

Chung Lao:  Pros/Cons of the Lakewood Church in Houston (Joel Osteen).

Roy:  Its Good and Not Good,…. But, I did not say Bad.  It’s a Mega church,… so no interaction with your pastor and no real church family feel.  No manifestation of the Holy Spirit, and did you know his name is plastered on the wall outside of his church in very large fonts.  Yet, it caters to anyone hungry from anywhere with any socioeconomic background and has programs and internal organizations to assist people with real problems living in a real world…. Know wut I mean??  And,…. His sermons enlightens us about daily living – which is something all of us needs at least every once in a while.

Chung Lao:  Ok, you are a resident of New Orleans.  Hurricane Katrina has just passed through, the city is in chaos.  Gangs are roaming the flooded streets shooting and killing at will.  You find yourself trapped on the 5^th floor of an office building.  As you look out the front window, you see a gang of about 20 people breaking down the front door, all of them armed to the teeth.  You hear the rumbling of footsteps coming up the stairwell toward you.  What do you do?

Roy:  Grab my Gloc and go rat-tat-tat-ta,…. No, but Start crying out to the LORD of Mercy for HELP! 

Chung Lao:  Lastly, leave us with a parting thought.

Roy:  This is for all our young people,…. Life is Hard and we all know that,…… but always Remember to Hang on to the Lord for HIS everlasting Mercy, and try to realize what that really means. 

Okay, stop for a second and think about that,….. now go on!

Don’t get caught up in the rules and regulations of any church, but let Jesus Christ be the "Filter" in your life.   And Don’t ever-ever-ever let go of HIS Love for you.  We all make mistakes and fall down, but don’t stay there, Pick yourself up and shake the dust of your feet and Keep Going.  We fall seven times, but we can get up eight.

Remember it did not come to stay,….” It came to PASS.” 

In Conclusion,…. In the words of the famous Jiffy Lube Company,….. “Some people want to change the world,….. but we just want to change your oil.” 

Keep Smiling – Jesus Loves You My Friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!