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Wednesday, December 31, 2003 - Binu

A Couple More Hours... 

..left in the year two thousand and three. In a few, the year will be two thousand and four or 2004 for short.  When I was 11 years old, this year was the future.  I could have sworn we would have been in flying cars by now. I can’t believe were four years past the millennium. I can’t even remember the 90’s anymore.

Remember when you used to say, “Lighten up man, It’s the 90’s” You cant even say that anymore. You gotta be like, “Lighten up man, it’s the 2000’s” Ha ok corny. Moving on.

Politically speaking, 2003 was a successful year for the President. What, you don’t think so? Lets try to recap what all has ensued in the last 365 days.  If we go waaay back to January, you’ll remember that the nation was trying to decide whether or not to go to war with Iraq. We finally went to war sometime in March or April – my memory eludes me – and now 8 – 9 months later, a government of tyranny has been toppled, an oppressed people have been liberated, A brutish dictator has been dragged out of his spider-hole, Libya has agreed to let in weapons inspectors and North Korea is ready for negotiations.  BUT we lost close to 500 troops and still no WMD’s  to be found.  HOWEVER,  it has been over 2 years since 9/11 and we have not had another major terrorist attack since. I think that’s all that counts. It is the president’s job to keep us safe, and I think he is doing a good job at it J

But aside from politics, 2003 can only be remembered by what you have accomplished and experienced in it. Perhaps this was the year that you got married, graduated school, had your first child, bought a home, went on an exciting trip, matured spiritually, matured physically, lost 10 lbs, lost 15 lbs.  Perhaps this was the year you lost a loved one, survived a major accident, diagnosed with a major illness, experienced clinical depression, contemplated suicide. Perhaps this was a good year. Perhaps it was not. Whatever the case may be, the year has come to an end, and a new year is ready to begin.

Dont repeat your failures. Learn from your mistakes. Dont ride your past success, Take one day at a time, set reasonable goals, breathe,  Pursue your interests. Pray,  Read a book. Read another book, Stay off drugs and keep coming back to IPF.  Were gonna be here till the cows come home, and not the mad cows, the good ones. See yall in 2004. Peace.




 

Wednesday, December 24, 2003 - Binu       

Christmas Shopping & Revivals

MURRY Christmas EVE Urryone. The Holidays are upon us and if you're like me and haven't done your Christmas Shopping yet...Then its Gift Certificates for everyone! Yeah its Bad. In Essence what a gift certificate really says is, I feel obligated to get you a gift but I am not willing to spend the time nor energy to figure out what you would like and then scavenge the stores to find it. I personally don't mind gift certificates, but I've always liked hand-picked gifts better. It shows that the person put some thought into getting your gift.

In my case, I simply procrastinated too long this year and now its too late. I went to Macy's the other day and its like a WARZONE in there. And don't you hate it when you're standing in a long line and every old lady has to ask for a price check. They had to pick the item that didn't have a price tag on it.

My advice -- pick the line with the most middle age men. They don't search their purses for coupons, they don't ask for price checks, they don't dispute prices that are clearly marked, and they DON'T make their decisions AT the register -- they pay cash and move on.

Revivals:  I thought Revivals were great this year. To be honest with you 2003 was a year of spiritual highs AND lows for me, but I was really uplifted and encouraged at this year's revivals -- through the songs, through the messages and through the Unity of the people -- especially the youth. It was great to see old faces and new. I'm glad that a lot of ya'll were able to come this year.

BTW, How'd ya'll like that Chinese food on Sunday? Never seen that done before right? You know how we do in Amity. Haha. Anyways, Have a wonderful Christmas and God bless.




 

Friday, December 19, 2003 - Binu       

LOTR: Good Vs Evil -- The Epic Struggle 

I have not seen LOTR 3 -- ROTK yet. In fact it was only 2 weeks ago that I saw The Two Towers for the first time, but I have to admit that I liked this film and I am looking forward  to its 3rd installment. What it all boils down to is the epic battle, the ancient struggle, Good vs. Evil. Winner takes all.  

I heard a small excerpt from Rush, saying that liberals will not appreciate the values that this film instills into children.  It teaches them that evil must be rooted out completely, it cannot be comprised with and it cannot be tolerated. Good must prevail.

I know of a certain president that lives by that same principle ;)

In short, I guess the appealing factor behind the film, for me at least, was that it symbolized the epic battle that we face within ourselves -- or maybe I’m just making all this up. Yeah I think I am. Lets face it, you can’t beat a good battle scene. Get thousands of armored men with bows arrows, horses, chariots and swords charging at each other and Ill give it 5 stars in a heartbeat. 

Ok I’m going to cut today’s update short. NY Revivals are in full effect. All are welcome. Pictures and briefings coming soon.  Keep it locked. I’m out. See ya next week.




 

Friday, December 12, 2003 - Binu       

Week in Review

Hi all. Good to see you on this Fine Friday. It was just this day last week, that the first snow storm of this winter hit the Northeast. We made it through this first one, but I have a feeling the worst is yet to come. I don’t think the Winter of 04 will be any kinder than the Winter of 03. So if you’re on the east coast and you haven’t invested in a snow-blower yet, now’s a good time as any.

Today’s update will be a brief review and editorial of the past weeks updates I know Vinod had intended to do this, but he’s only updating tomorrow, and I beat him to it.

Lets start from last Friday.


Friday: Finals, Wedding Planning, A Sample of Cyber talk -- Brenda

“ End of semester-  Finals are coming up, and I'm sitting on the grass with a few of my friends, listening to the relaxing sound of the water fountain next to me and the birds chirping above me.  I'm really supposed to be studying for a final…..” 

Brenda --While you where sitting on the grass listening to the relaxing sound of water and the birds chirp, some of us were trying to drive through treacherous unplowed roads recently blanketed with two feet of white powder, only to come home and break our backs shoveling our driveways and sidewalks so the mailman could deliver the mail without slapping us with a lawsuit for falling on his spine.  

Brenda, the next time you decide to write about relaxing water and birds chirping, make sure its in May or June and not December!

As far as your sisters wedding, good luck with all the planning and best wishes to the happy couple.

Moving onto the Weekend update with Vinod.  


What a Weekend - Saturday Update -- Vinod

“I got up this morning to take Hershey outside and I looked out the window. This is what I saw:

                                             

II put on my gloves, hat and muffler…”

I think Vinod  neatly summed up  the crazy weekend it was. But as much as I can complain about the shoveling and the driving and all that hoopla, I must admit, there is nothing more pristine and beautiful as the newly fallen snow. Truly it another marvel of Gods wonderful creation.

Vinod also mentioned the dangerous habits of SUV drivers in the snow and their basic arrogance to tout their 4 wheel drive capabilities. I’m pretty sure if Benj had his Hummer he’d be zipping by us in our lowly corollas. Hehe. Only kidding Benj, but don’t worry I’ll get to your Hummer in a few.


Monday: The Tonight Show – 2 Week Special – Chung Lao

A: “Today, Blessy Z has been interviewed, and Stan T is lined up for next Monday.  Keep it locked”

B:  Happy 100,000.  This IPF milestone is worth mentioning b/c the last time I talked about hits, we were at     10, 000.  We've come a long way.  Much Love.

Once again Chung has lived up to his name and delivered another great interview with Blessy Z on the tonight show. It was a great read and to my knowledge Blessy has received quite a bit of fan-fare from the interview. 

Also IPF has reached over 100,000 hits. All I can say is, ‘Wow!’. 

I’m really glad to have come aboard this venture with Chris and the other webmasters. This is definitely a lot of fun and its only going to get better, so as Chris would say, “Keep it locked”  Hopefully by this time next year, the counter will read 200,000+


Tuesday:  Think About It…   -- Susan

“These past couple months have been one of contemplation and reflection for me.  I guess we all go through the “why am I here”, “what is my purpose”, and “who am I here to please” phase.  Lately, I’ve been thinking just that….”

Susan’s update was definitely one of the more inspirational pieces of writing during the week.  I think we can all agree that we have been in a place where we have contemplated our meaning and purpose in life. We have assessed the expectations that have been put on us and sometimes been overwhelmed with burden and stress. However, when all is said and done, we can agree with Susan  that,  “Jesus is the reason for the season” 

Not to make light of Susan's update, but here is a contrasting point of view from one Homer Simpson on the meaning of life. 

Marge: “This chair is $2 000! We could buy a whole living room set for that.”
Homer: “Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.”  


Thursday: All Hail the Hummer H2  -- Benj

I must admit, I wouldn’t mind having the H2 on my Christmas List. It is definitely a sweet ride, but I think all that power would go to my head. The H2 is a lot of car for one person and imagine trying to parallel park this behemoth.  Still, I agree with Benj. It would be nice to have a hummer, but in the meanwhile -- or until I win the lottery, I'll stick with my 92 Honda Accord with black smoke coming out the exhaust.

See yall next week. Take Care.  




 

Wednesday, December 3, 2003 - Binu       

Happy Wednesday After Thanksgiving

Hope ya’ll had a good holiday weekend. I wish I could of made it to DC revivals. Looks like it was a lot of fun. Hopefully I can make it next year.  My thanksgiving was spent in North Carolina visiting family and all.  It was a good time except for catching a serious bout of the flu. It’s Wednesday, and I still haven’t gone back to work. Oh well maybe catching the flu wasn’t that bad after all J  

The road trip to NC was a nice scenic 12 hour journey. The states we passed included, NJ MD and Virginia. Recently,  a lot of people -- especially Indians -- having been moving south to places to North Carolina and Atlanta, Georgia. I don’t know what lures them -- perhaps the prospect of buying a portion of prime real estate for a fraction of the NY price.

Altogether it’s a different world down there -- much different than NY. For one, the air is cleaner. Shoot I can almost taste the air. Mmmm that’s good air. When you look up at the sky, you can see the stars. The last time I saw the stars under a NY sky was during the east coast blackout.  People are a lot nicer down there too.  We happened to get lost on some local roads and to my amazement, a blue 87 mustang pulled up, with 2 teenagers in it. They rolled down their windows and asked us if we needed some help. In NY , if  your ever lost, don’t even bother to try and  honk your horn to get the attention of the driver to your left or right. In all probability, they’ll just ignore you and drive away. But after all is said and done, NY is still sweet home Alabama to me J

A lot of stuff in the news happened over the weekend. Bush goes to visit the troops.  Nathaniel James allegedly gets beaten to death by cops in a Rodney King-like manner. Economic indicators show record growth in the auto and manufacturing sector.  Hillary goes to visit the troops. Dixie Chicks take another cheap shot at GW at Big 03 awards and most importantly --- The Simple Life debuted on Tuesday with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie – Ha. Not. Another attempt by Fox to string together a reality show to match the likes of Joe Millionaire, Average Joe and American Idol. 

I’m not particularly fond of all these spurring realty T.V shows. Especially because its not Really Reality. These people know they are being taped.  They are consciously altering their behavior. They even have a stage set to apply makeup and wardrobe. You want REAL reality T.V?  Go put a camera at the local DMV or MVA.  Put a camera in a car and watch people sit through hours of traffic. Put a camera at the local Walgreen’s and watch people shop for incontinence products and dental floss. That’s Reality. Yeah it may not be that entertaining. But it’s real. Lets face it -- A construction worker having to choose which of 7 beautiful girls is going to be his wife is not real so why call it a ‘reality show’ ?

Have a good week. See yall next Wednesday.




 

Wednesday, November 26, 2003 - Binu       

Happy Wednesday Before Thanksgiving

One more day to go. Cant update now. Must go loosen my belt. See you next Wednesday. Peace

Hahah Just Kidding. I'm just a little anxious to start the 4 day holiday weekend.

And looking at Susan's Turkey below is not helping. Mmmmm thats looks good.  Susan's a  good cook and I know from experience.  Among her many specialties are French crepes, Home-Made Jam, and Hash Brown Casserole. 

But enough about that, lets talk about the Pillsbury Crescent Rolls. How are these things so good?  They must have tons of butter in them. They're so soft and fluffy. Chris, I cant promise that I'll save the last one for you. In fact, if it comes down to you, me and that last roll -- get ready to throw down  :)

Ok now lets talk about more serious matters -- like the new Medicare plan that Congress has just passed. Actually --  I'll hold off on this topic until after Thanksgiving.  Lets talk about some more food.  What are some other thanksgiving favorites? Whatever they are, poori and chicken curry have no place at the thanksgiving table yet they always manage to make an appearance.  I just skip over them and go straight for my favorite three. Turkey, Stuffing and cranberry sauce. I keep it simple. 

But in all seriousness now, We  have a lot to be THANKFUL for. I know I certainly do. So please, Tomorrow,  when you are with friends and family enjoying a nice meal, remember all the children that going to go hungry for yet another day. Remember all our brave soldiers out there in Iraq and Afghanistan who are sacrificing their lives, so you and I can live in peace. And most of all , remember the goodness and mercies of God. Not just tomorrow, but everyday. Have a safe one. See you next Wednesday.




 

Friday, November 21, 2003 - Binu       

Friday Update

Sorry I couldn't make my Wednesday update this week. I've been real busy, but I promised Chris, that come hell or highwater I would put out an update  this week and he told me Friday was my day. So here I am :)

Well Today is Friday and yes the weekend is here. Let the festivities begin!   We all made it through another week....... or did we?

If you are a student as I used to be ( and possibly will be again )  weekends were often  no better than weekdays. Usually, it was just a time to catch up on all the work that I couldn't get finished throughout the week.  

Stick in chores, church,  choir practice, car maintenance, dentist appointments, the weekend job and the horrible Monday quiz and  the weekend fares no better than a Tuesday or Wednesday.

Disclaimer: I am not equating Choir practice and Church to Chores   

If you are/were a procrastinator like I often was, then Sunday Night is the WORST.  You've noticed that your bookbag is in the same place you dropped it on Friday afternoon and now Monday  is less than 12 hours away and you have to cram though 8 chapters of molecular chemistry.  

To all those out there that are hitting the books , day in, day out. I feel for you. But be Strong. All that hard work is NOT in vain.  

Now that I'm not a student anymore, Sunday Nights are not that bad. 

In Fact, Sundays are not bad at all. I can come back from church, enjoy a leisurely afternoon nap, wake up, laze the evening away, eat dinner and then go back to sleep. True,  I have to wake up Monday morning, Gulp down a 16oz cup of Joe and fight the NY rush hour traffic, but at least I got to unwind on Sunday night. :)

However to be completely honest with you there's a part of me that MISSES being a student.  Deep inside, I miss the lack of routine. I miss the complete randomness. I miss ordering pizza at 10 pm while cramming for midterms with friends.  I miss hanging out in the student lounge/cafe.  I miss talking about how hard that calculus exam was.  Yeah you may think Im a dork, and for those of your who are still in school you may think I'm crazy but let me just say this. Enjoy it while it lasts. Learn as much as you can. Do something different everyday. Explore. Discover.  Challenge yourself to the Max. Take everyday as a blessing from God. 

Often in life we are all too anxious and impatient to get to our destination -- B.S,  M.B.A, Phd, Marriage, Parenthood, etc... IIn so doing, we forget to enjoy the journey.  




 
Wednesday, November 12, 2003 - Binu       

2nd Generation America

Congratulations go out to Betsy and Binny on the arrival of their healthy new baby girl Serena Koshy.  Chalk up another second generation Indian American. Can you believe it? The second generation is coming in and coming in quick. How much different will their childhood be than ours?

Myself, I was born in Brooklyn, NY.  Same ol’ story – Parents came here in '77 with only a few dollars to their name. They worked hard menial jobs--saved saved saved, Went into the medical field, and are now apart of middle-class America. People like myself were often found in a struggle between 2 clashing cultures – going to elementary school --- eating  sloppy joes and hot dogs and then coming home to chore and sambar. Learning about the nuclear family in the 3rd grade and then coming home to a house of 11 including grandparents, aunts and uncles.  Teachers praising you on that 98 exam score and your parents asking you what happened to the other 2 points.

The second generation won’t have to explain to their parents why Nike is better than Payless. Why dress socks shouldn’t be worn with sneakers and why draping your couches in plastic is just plain dum.

But in a lot of ways the second generation is missing out on a lot too. They wont get to enjoy with the same frequency, traditional home cooked meals spiced to perfection and served with pickle and pappadum. They wont hear the same language spoken in its rawness with the speed of machine gun fire. And most unfortunately, they are not living in the same innocent times we grew up ( relatively speaking of course )  . They wont have Thundercats Voltron or Xmen.  They’ll be a lot smarter and conniving, but at the same time we’ll be all the more privy to their tricks. What is my point exactly? I don’t know. All I know is, -- those little runts get smart with me and I don’t care if it’s the year 2020, the belt is still coming off.  





 
Thursday, November 6, 2003 - Binu       

Matrix Re-Translated

Before I talk about the Matrix On Sunday a couple of us went to visit Vinod and Grace’s new little bundle of joy – Christian Thomas Varghese-- at North Shore Hospital.  We took the elevator up to the 3rd floor maternity ward and as soon as the elevator doors opened, I saw Vinod sprawled out on the hallway bench with an exhausted look on his face like he just went through 30 hours of labor. Meanwhile, we go down the hall to visit Grace who is up and about, brimming with joy and excitement, with not a speck of tiredness to be found. It beckons the question, Who exactly went through the labor?  J Anyways, we here at IPF are happy for this new family and wish them all the best. Hopefully Vinod can continue his weekend post at IPF, but if not, We understand. 

Ok now onto the Matrix. The final chapter to the Matrix Trilogy came out on Wednesday and it looks hot.

I agree that the second one may have been a bit difficult to understand, but those are the kind of flicks that I enjoy. My latest I.Q test tell me that I am a philosophical visionary, So these movies that force you to analyze each scene with great scrutiny especially appeal to me. Anyone seen, “Identity”, “Memento”, “Vanilla Sky”,  “Minority Report” “Usual Suspects”

However, be forewarned, don’t try to analyze the Matrix too deeply otherwise, you’ll think your stuck in one.  Seriously if your faith is not strong, this movie can seriously play with your head, and in that respect it is best to be avoided. There’s a line in the film, that’s says, “A Perfect world is created for humans, -- the problem comes when they try to analyze where the trees and the sky came from”

In Matrix Reloaded, The most confusing part of the film by far was the dialogue between Neo and the Architect. I’m sure this conversation flew over the heads of 80% of the audience. Therefore, for your enlightenment, a transcript of the conversation has been posted on The IndaPhatFarm Post, which will allow you to pore over every detail of every sentence exchanged between Neo and the Architect. Oh and by the way, An Ebonics translation is provided as well. Enjoy.

                                Click Here to View “Matrix Re-Translated”




 

Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - Binu       

Kobe and Shaq

Did anyone catch Jim Gray’s interview with Kobe Byrant?  Kobe and Shaq are having their troubles again, and this time it looks serious. I think the only resolution is for these 2 all-stars to part their own ways and play on different teams. Then we'll see who is the Batman and who is the Robin.  And mark my words, without Kobe, the Lakers are not going to win another ring, even with Malone, Payton and Shaq. But then again, I might be wrong, but Mark my words they won't win!

Brad and Jen

Where Jimmy Carter failed, where Reagan failed, Where Clinton and Bush 41 failed,  there is still hope, in the likes of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston. This celebrity duo plans to take a trip with a few other Hollywood stars to the middle East, in the hopes of  negotiating a peace plan.

Jen and Ben

Are they married ? I have no clue on what’s going on with them, nor do I care. Just curious.

Minister Quote

Finally , How can I end without one more minister quote. I have a whole bunch of these, but I promise this will be the last one that I post.  

“ Just in case the rapture takes place, I want to inform you, that the Wednesday night bible study will be Canceled”

See ya Next time. Peace




 

October 22, 2003 - Binu       

Welcome - Susan and Brenda

My first order of business is to extend a warm welcome to our newest webmasters, Susan and Brenda. I know its going be great working on the site with these two intelligent young ladies.  I know Susan from way back -- Her Mom and I are first cousins. That would make her my niece or something to that effect.  Brenda, I don’t know you all that well, but have heard very nice things about you from our very own Chung Lao. And Brenda, you may not know Susan, but let me tell you, she is quite an opinionated and diverse-interest person like yourself. In fact, Susan ranks as one of the most interesting Indian girls I know.

How is that, you ask?  When I asked Susan to describe her ideal lifestyle, here is what she said…

“I would like to work as a business woman in a busy city , wear the whole business suit outfit etc…. and then come home to my house in the country and raise my horses and sew homemade quilts”

Now she may have been  on some OxyCotin pills when I asked her this…Hopefully, she’ll do the SANE thing and settle for a nice husband and a house in the suburbs.

Ok lets move on to BR MANIA

Last night I checked the message boards and found that some clown(s) had plastered the board with the silliest and most inane stuff.  Nonetheless, I couldn’t help but chuckle at a couple of the posts. Frank and Ben -- no offense to you guys…but some of that stuff was FUNNY.  Some stuff was definitely uncalled for, but some of those POLLS were hilarious.  Anyway…I hope everything is cleared up. For those of you who don’t know yet, BR has removed their registration requirement and you are now allowed to post anonymously. They have also taken down that picture (honestly, I didn’t see the big deal with keeping it up –but hey that’s me). 

Finally I’ll wrap things up with a Bro Sam quote.

Bro Sam is the head minister at Amityville church and every once in a while, he comes up with these sayings that are worth collecting.  Here is his most recent one.

"Every house has a garbage can to throw out the trash. Whether it be a big mansion or a small apartment, every house , big or small, has a garbage can to throw out the trash.  Heaven has that same garbage can – Its called HELL”

See you Next Wednesday. 

Yankees Win Game 3 !




 

October 15, 2003 - Binu       

Stuff

Yankees vs Red Sox:   

As a die-hard Yankees fan, I would love to see nothing more than the SOX eat dirt; however, if the yanks beat the SOX and face the CUBS, I think, part of me will want to see the CUBS, the underdog of all underdogs, get a ring. It’s been nearly a century since the CUBS won the penant. Meanwhile, the yanks win it every other year. I hope I’m not discrediting my yankee allegiance; All I’m saying is, if the yanks DO lose to the CUBS, it will be more tolerable than to see them lose to Boston. The cubs however will have to overcome game 7 with the champion Marlins who took them for a ride yesterday (winning, 8 – 3) in the top of the 8th.

Rush:

I don’t want to comment on this situation just yet until all the facts are cleared; however,  I will say, Don’t be quick to judge him. After all, no one is perfect and his situation is unique. He was not addicted to crack or heroine. He was addicted to prescription drugs. The same drugs his doctors had prescribed and kept him on for a long time after his unsuccessful back surgery.

Funnies: 

How many of yall saw that SNL last Saturday when they did that spoof of Arnold making a speech, saying, [ in Arnolds accent ]“After I won the election , I went to Sacramento, I looked at the budget, I talked to the officials there, I went over all the  papers, and I realized I have no idea what I am doing”

Traffic:

I just want to know the name of the genius that decided to do major re-construction work on the Long Island Expressway during PEAK hours. People like this should lose their job.  Recently, I’ve switched my morning commute from going west bound into NYC to going East-bound into Long Island and boy is it much better ( despite the construction ).  It takes me 35-40 minutes to go 35 miles east-bound, but when I was going into the city, it took me 2 hours to go 20 miles. For all those unfamiliar with how the average commuter living in Long Island or Queens gets to Manhattan every day, Ill do the honors and give you the rundown.

Basically , one has 3 options.  

Option #1 Take your Car ( God be with you ) 

Option #2 Take the Railroad  ( This will cost you )  

Option #3 Take the Subway ( You may die )

Taking your car:

This is a viable option if and only if your company pays for parking, or you are a top level executive and can shell out the 40+ dollars a day to park. However, you still have to cope with sitting in snail-pace traffic for the majority of your commute which can average between 1 ½  to 3 ½  hours.

Taking the Railroad:

This option can become a bit pricey, especially if you don’t have someone to drop you to the railroad station. If you have to take your car to the railroad station, then you’ll have to pay a monthly parking fee, and on top of that, a round trip  into and out of Manhattan is

about 16 bucks ( peak time ) or 200+ for an unlimited monthly pass. If you can afford this, you are looking at a smooth and leisurely ride, ensconced in leather seating and air conditioning. Many commuters like to unwind on the rails by reading the newspaper, using their laptop or just taking a nap.

Taking the Subway:

This is the cheapest  option by far ($70 per month ) but comes with it fair share of negatives. Your commute, depending on where you start and where you end, will range from 1 hour to 2 ½  hours. Once on the subway train, you’ll be hard pressed to find a seat. Most likely you will end up standing shoulder to shoulder in a cramped non ac train for the duration of your commute. The ride is in no way pleasant, as the train starts and stops, jerks and shakes and basically try’s to get your breakfast out of you. By the time you reach work, you probably have stood for close to an hour,  enjoyed  the odors of many underarms and have been accosted 3 times by the same homeless guy.

Ok ..All for now. See ya next Wednesday.




October 8, 2003 - Binu       

Writers Block

Sorry guys, I just don’t have the energy today to muster out a decent update. What goes into writing an update you ask? Well it’s not as easy as it seems. I am no journalism major, but I can tell you that good insightful writing takes a bit of thought, planning and preparation. I usually don’t have any of that so I just blurt out anything that comes to my mind at the time. Well -- thats what I’ve been doing for the last 6 weeks at least. Unfortunately, today, nothing has come to my mind. My mind is a complete blank.

Nevertheless, I cannot leave you guys empty handed. One of the virtues of an IPF webmaster is his or her guarantee that, come rain sleet or snow, the update must be delivered.  With that said, it should be incumbent on me to deliver a quality update today. However its just not gonna happen. The next couple of lines are just going to consist of this pointless dribble.  Yep, Im just gonna shoot the breeze until something pops into my head that is worth the while to talk about.

Nope, still  nothing…What the jafeezi do I talk about?  Am I putting you to Zzzzzzzzz.  Good, because right now it is Tuesday October 7th. The time is 10:50 pm and Sleep is just what I need. Posting this update is the only thing holding me back from that wonderful double coiled, sealy posterpedic mattress. Good night and take care. See you Next Wednesday. Hopefully, Ill have something better to say. Peace 

P.S – So that this will never happen again in the future, I beckon the viewers of this site to list some interesting topics that they would like hear my opinion on.

For example, a recent message post, asked the question, How Do I stick to a diet? Well ask me… I  have some very good tips. So much so, that If I actually listened to my own advice, I could be a world class Olympian. Granted, I am a tad overweight right now; but I can tell you from experience, that the formula to successful weight loss is not in any fad diet. Its in what I call, “Binu’s 25 tips to lose those hips.”  

In the summer of  1999, I followed these 25 tips and shedded 25 lbs in 4 weeks and kept it off for a whole 2 years. I went from a bulky 180 to a lean 155. ( Im only 5’7 ).  So you want to know how to do it? Stay tuned to IPF.  Ill be posting this article in the near future. Peace.

Hey that wasn’t such a bad update after all J   




October 1, 2003 - Binu       

Binu's Top Ten 

10) Weather With the start of the Fall season a lot of NEW things are underway. New season premiers, new wardrobes, The NEW football season. Lots of stuff.  But what does it all really boil down to?  Seasons come and Seasons go. The real question is, Does Proactiv really work?

9) Politics: Annold is showing huge leads in the polls. Looks like it may be the terminator for Kaly-For-NIA. Hasta Lavista to Huffington who cant cope with the numbers. Huffington dropped  out of the Recall on Tuesday. Oh well. Its not like she had a chance anyway.

8) Business: While standing in line at a local Starbucks yesterday, I was approached by a man who asked me if I liked to make money. I said I would enjoy that kind of activity.  We spent the next 45 minutes sipping cappachinno and analyzing utility curves. He gave me a 20 minute spiel of  How Quixtar changed his life. Now I’m not going to knock on Quixtar ( formerly AMWAY ). I think it’s a legitimate business venture for all those daring and willing to try it. Are there any success stories out there? If so I would like to hear about them. Personally, Ill stick with Tony Robbins.

7) Sports: Jets Suck.

6) Book Review: I just finished reading former NYC mayor Rudolf Giuliani’s book, Leadership. I picked it up about 4 months ago and just recently read it in its entirety.  It’s a great book for all you business types and MBA’s. Giuliani was one the most successful mayors in history and Time Magazines person of the year in 2001. He transformed the façade of  New York City from a crime-ridden, gangster-run city filled with prostitutes and drug dealers into an enriching city abounding with cultural diversity and financial opportunity. In his book, his basically outlines 13 principles of Leadership that he followed. Every principle was illustrated  by examples galore. If you’re curios about these 13 principles, Ill list them for you for you in a future update.

5) Automobiles: My 1992 Honda Accord just topped 250,000 miles and its still running strong. Yeah, there are those people that tell me to get a new car. Ill tell them, GO TO HE-aven! I'm sorry I cant do that. There’s a special bond between a man and his car. It’s a bond that transcends time and space. You know what the key to our successful relationship is? Oil changes! That’s right. Oil changes.  I change my oil every three months religiously.  Sometimes Every two. You treat your car right and it will treat you right!  

4) Classifieds: 1992 Honda Accord Coupe for sale. Sunroof, 5 star rims, exhaust, AC, Manual, Hwy miles only! $2000. email bpv192@yahoo.com 

3) Dating and Personals: Lonely 1992 Honda Accord coupe seeks loving and loyal driver who will treat her with the respect and care she needs. Enjoys taking long drives on the beach and cruising in 5th gear.

2) Health: I’m an avid  coffee drinker. I need about 3 – 4 cups of Joe per day to keep me going. Am I overdoing it? Some studies say that a moderate amount of caffeine is good for you and decreases the chances of some types of cancer. Is this true? And , If so what amount is Moderate? Are there any doctors out there that can comment on this?

1) Religon:  Well let me wrap it up by saying, God is Good All the time and All the Time God is good. Peace out yall. See you next Wednesday!  




 

September 24, 2003 - Binu       

GrandParents - S.S Anniversaries & Episode III

Sorry I missed last week’s update. As Vinod mentioned, my grandfather had passed away last Tuesday and I took a hiatus to mourn his loss. He was someone who I was really close to. I learned a lot from his life and I really enjoyed the time I had with him.

A lot of you may not be so close to your grandparents, perhaps because of the language barrier or it may be a matter of proximity; however, I urge you to spend some quality time with them. Especially before it’s too late. Discover your roots. Think about it. They are the ones that raised your dad/mom. You have ¼ of their genes. They were probably alive during some milestone events of the 20th century. They were there before radio, before T.V, before INTERNET.  Talk to them. Let them impart to you their wisdom and most of all their blessing.

What else is going on hmmm…… Oh yeah those D.C Sunday School Anniversary clips were hilarious. I don’t know of any other church that’s puts on a production like DC. I remember, back in the day, Queens and Yonkers used to put on one heck of a show. We went all out – renting out an auditorium --  crucifixion scenes – 40 member casts – 4hour shows – the works! Those were the days. Now Amityville is down to a 30-minute mix of bible verse recitation and nursery songs.

Finally, Ill leave you on a high note. All you star wars fans out there today is your lucky day. IPF agents have been able to track down the very sought after STAR WARS EPISODE 3 TRAILER.  Now Star Wars 3 is not scheduled to come out until 2005, but a few trailers have been made in the production process and we have managed to snag one of them. Don’t ask us how we did it. 

If you haven’t seen Star Wars 2 then you probably wont understand this trailer, but If you are a star wars fan like me ( and I’m not one of those crazy star wars groupies – just an admirer of the series ), then you’ll really enjoy this Trailer – especially the special effects. For those of you who are not familiar with Star Wars -- it the the epic story of the struggle between the forces of good and evil. There are many biblical references and analogies, much like the Matrix series. Episode 3 is when Anakin Skywalker completes his transformation to the dark side and becomes Darth Vader.

Click on the link below to play the trailer. You will need windows media player to view the trailer.  Don’t allow it to open in the browser player. It won’t do the special effects any justice. Turn up the volume and dim the lights. Ok enough talking. Enjoy. See you next Wednesday.

Star Wars




 

September 10, 2003 - Binu       

2nd Democratic Debate

The Democratic Black Caucus and the Fox news channel hosted the second Democratic Debate that featured all 9 democratic candidates, including Al Sharpton this time.

I will leave the detailed analysis for Benj on Friday, but here are a couple of my thoughts. Instead of doing an individual candidate analysis, I will do an issue analysis.

IRAQ and the WAR on Terror: With the exception of Lieberman, none of these candidates have a grounded foreign policy. Most of them argue that preemptive action against IRAQ was a terrible mistake without the support of the international community and that President Bush rushed into war.

Their Solution: Pull back troops and wait for International support.

My Thoughts: President Bush went to the U.N time after time and got umpteen resolutions, but to no avail. Iraq was not cooperating and France and Germany were not willing to help. The president did not rush to war. His coalition included the support of some 40 nations, many of whose troops are stationed in Iraq right now. These include the Poles, aussies, Brits and others.

I'm not saying we cant use International support right now, but even if we get international support (France and Germany) it will be another 6 months before their troops arrive in IRAQ.

Lieberman had the right idea; send more troops in now to support our existing troops until International help arrives.

Education, School Vouchers, and No Child Left Behind:

The majority of Parents including over 50% of  Black Parents are open to the idea of school vouchers but the democratic party and Teachers Unions are staunchly opposed to it.

Their solution: Pump more money into a failing public school system.

My Thoughts: Vouchers are the only viable solution. I don’t see the solution as pumping tons of tax money into the system.  It won’t work.

The Economy:

More than a debate, You Decide 2004, was more of a Bush Bashing festival.  I don’t think these candidates can win against Bush in 04 on an anti-war campaign. If they’re going to beat him, they will have to offer solutions for the economy and last night, I heard none. John Edwards' plan  is to nationalize healthcare. What is that going to do?

There was also rolling back the tax-cuts, which is one reason the tax cuts aren’t working as good as they should be. Tax cuts should offer people an incentive to spend, but when you have 9 candidates, promising to rollback tax-cuts, people will save, instead of spend.

Again, Bush senior lost due to a hurting economy, and its possible that W might too. Sure, one of these candidates can become President and the Economy might be great during their term, but its not because they did something about it. Its called business cycles. The economy was bound to recover in 5 – 6 years anyway. Also stabilization in the Middle East, which will possibly occur in the next 2 years, will also stimulate the economy. Consider how the fall of the Soviet Union (a feat accomplished by Reagan) led to 10 years of prosperity.

Closing thoughts: I wasn’t impressed by the debate at all. The only thing that kept me watching it was the constant interruption by LaRouche supporters and Al Sharptons clever responses. Al Sharpton is definitely not going to win the nomination, but he makes this whole thing fun.  So far, my favorites are John Kerry and Lieberman; the others are just too extreme on the issues.

That’s all for now. This update is getting quite long.

2nd Anniversary of 9/11 is tomorrow. Hold true to the words of Tom Brokaw, Never Forget.  I really hope they show all the footage again in the media. Yeah It may bring back hurtful memories for some, but we cant forget the cause were fighting for. This tragedy should never happen again. See ya next Wednesday.

Next week is a special update, Dont miss it!




 

September 3, 2003 - Binu       

Cranium, Democrats and Scabs!

Another Labor Day weekend has come and gone. My outdoors plans were cancelled due to the incessant rain, but that didn’t stop the indoor festivities. What indoor festivities you ask?

CRANIUM!

Man is this game fun, Especially with a lot of people. It’s a game that combines, Trivia, Pictionary, Buzzword and much more, into one creative, fun filled package.

Mix this game with soda, pretzels, pizza and 14 people and your asking for trouble!


Ok onto serious stuff.  Another Presidential Election is on the heels. Who are you going to vote for, come 2004? Do you even know who's running against Bush? According to a recent poll, 57% of democrats in New Hampshire cant even name a single person on the democratic ballot! Wow. Looks like Bush may cruise into his next 4 years. Or will he?

Here’s the current state of the Union. The economy is recovering, but joblessness, which is usually a lagging economic indicator, is still high.  The war in Iraq is won, but soldiers are still dying every day. Bush’s chances of re-election may seem bleak to the untrained eye, but his biggest strength is the Democratic Party and their inability to rally behind one person. It seems the democrats have no agenda, no solutions, and no leader! 

Their one hope may be if Hillary or Al decides to run  ;)


Tournament Smack: Ok let the smack begin.  Lay it out. Talk your trash, but make sure you can back it up on game-day. Mad props to Philly for doing their thing last year, but  this is another year, another trophy.  I just have one plea. Actually it’s not a plea, It’s a demand. NO SCABS!  S-C-A-B-S.

There were some teams last year, and I won’t mention any names, whose teams consisted entirely of SCABS.  Strong Island was the only team to not have a single scab. A former church member may be ok, but we don’t need Micheal Jordan's cousins, wife's, sister's, nephew, who attended the church once playing on your team. If you don’t have enough people, join forces with another affiliate church or recruit some uncles, but absolutely  NO SCABS!  

Be back next Wednesday. Take care.




August 27, 2003 - Binu       

Think about the Irony   

Some unfortunate news for all the Jets fans out there. Chad Pennington is estimated to be out for 12 weeks. What a blow to the Jets season. Pennington led the Jets to the playoffs last year after the team started the season 1- 4.  The Jets were looking forward to another promising season with Pennigton leading the way  but instead the Jets will have to turn to 40 year old Vinny Testeverde, who by the way, went to the same high school as me J. Now I’m not saying the season is over with Testeverde, but lets face it, he hasn’t had a meaningful snap in over a year. But who knows, maybe he will surprise everyone. What’s ironic is that Pennington came in for Testeverde a couple of years ago when Testeverde went down with an injury and now look who’s coming to bat for Pennington. Think about the Irony.

  

Funny Story: Ok here’s a true story that cracked me up yesterday. It was so hilarious, I just have to share it with you all. It’s a story out of  the book written by Jason Williams ( The Ex-Nets  basketball player who shot his butler ). This story is courtesy of Vincent V who tells the story much better than me.  Anyways it goes like this. Jason Williams describes a time when he was driving with a buddy of his in a sleek car around the Beverly Hills area.  His Friend was driving rather recklessly and Jason Williams cautioned him to slow down. His Friend replied “Relax, this is Beverly Hills, everyone knows me around here. Don’t worry.”  Soon enough, a cop pulls him over for running through a stop sign. The cop approaches the car and informs the friend that he just ran through a stop sign. The friend replies, “Yeah I know but I slowed down”. The cop says, “But it’s a stop sign and you didn’t  STOP”, to which his friend again replies, “Yeah I KNOW , but I SLOWED DOWN”.  At this point the cop deems it necessary to illustrate his point more visually so he takes out his baton and starts hitting him over the head with it and says, “Now what would you like me to do, STOP or SLOW DOWN?  

Finally, let me leave you on a serious note. Please download this song and listen to .It is a deeply cherished song and one of my personal all time favorites . You will immediately recognize it when you hear it. I guarantee it will bring hours of pure listening enjoyment. So, light some candles. Sit back and let it soothe your soul.  Take Care. See you next Wednesday.

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August 20, 2003 - Binu       

10 Commandments

Alabama Chief Justice, Roy Moore defied a district court order to remove a monument of the 10 commandments from the rotunda of an  Alabama judicial building.

“The order stems from lawsuits filed in 2001 by the ACLU and two other groups, Americans United for Separation of Church and State, and the Southern Poverty Law Center, charging that the monument violates the First Amendment.”

                                                                    --- www.reclaimamerica.org

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I applaud Chief Justice Roy Moore and his bold stance against the district court. Moore recognizes God as the ultimate giver of laws and states he would fail his constitutional duty of “invoking the favor and guidance of Almighty God”  if he took the monument down.

They’ve removed God and the word “God” from the pledge, from the schools and now from the courts. What’s next? Why don’t we just remove “In God we trust” from the dollar bill?

Many forget that before our founding fathers drafted the constitution, they gathered in one room, got on their knees and prayed and asked God for his guidance. This is a country founded on the tenets and principles of Christianity and we are quickly drifting away from that foundation.  I am afraid of the direction that this country is headed in. Yes, it is a nation of prosperity, opportunity and freedom but it has also lost its moral roots and traditions. 




 

August 13, 2003 - Binu       

Hi                                      

Hey guys, this is Binu. Many of you may know me and some of you may not, but that’s ok. I’m not an experienced and reputable webmaster like Benj, Vinod  or Crystal, so let me take a little time to introduce myself. I’m a New Yorker, a republican, a Yankees fan, a GIANTS fan, and uh hum "cough" "cough", a Knicks fan.  My interests vary from sports and politics to interior design.  I also like to indulge in a nice steak every so often.

I feel real privileged to come on board with this new IPF crew.  I can tell you that Chris put a lot of effort into this new design, and I want to make sure I don’t let him down on this new venture.  With that said, lets go straight to the issues. 

Do you have Windows XP? Well if you do, make sure you have some sort of virus detection on it. There are 2 new viruses out that are spreading like wildfire. I am telling you this because my computer fell prey to one of them this past weekend. I had to re-install my entire operating system. It was a terrible ordeal and I hope none of you will have to go through it. We here at IPF are looking out for your safety.  You have been warned.

Anyway that’s all I have to say for today, but you can look forward to my updates every Wednesday.  Keep it locked. Peace.




 

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